Poetry that tickles the imagination
Words are like people. They are great on their own and sometimes better with their friends. The word GREAT is a great word standing there saying look at me - i am GREAT. But sometimes great is not so great, sometimes great wants to join AMAZING and BIG and FAT so that it can say that something was A GREAT BIG FAT AMAZING Parrot. So the parrot is no longer just a word it is now a great big fat amazing parrot - how brilliant is that.
There are words that sit, like SPLODGE and words that dance like SKIP or BOING, and sometimes words like to dance together like Words are like people. They are great on their own and sometimes better with their friends. The word GREAT is a great word standing there saying look at me - i am GREAT. But sometimes great is not so great, sometimes great wants to join AMAZING and BIG and FAT so that it can say that something was A GREAT BIG FAT AMAZING Parrot. So the parrot is no longer just a word it is now a great big fat amazing parrot - how brilliant is that. There are words that sit, like SPLODGE and words that dance like SKIP or BOING, and sometimes words like to dance together like
the rattling tram ran and ran and the man in the can began to bang the clanging changalanglang to wake the dark & drowsy town.
Sometimes words have twins or soundalikes; words like brain and chain and rain and gain.
Sometimes words have opposite’s like plop and rattle, slumber and thunderstorm, bong and ping.
Sometimes words wrestle and sometimes they skip and sometimes they slide and sometimes they perform great ballets.
And when they do all these things, they become more than just words - they become poetry.
So see them dance and jump and slide and then make some poetry of your own.
Enjoy.
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Piffle Poetry
I don't like
I don’t like marmite
I don’t like cheese
I don’t like having to say thankyou and please
I don’t like homework and I don’t like school
I don’t like the sea or the swimming pool
I don’t like my sister or even my brother
I don’t like the way they look at each other
I don’t like vegetables and I don’t like fish
Or anything served in mum’s favourite dish
I don’t like walking
I don’t like sport
I don’t like chicken and I don’t like pork
I don’t like the music that dad plays in the car
I don’t like Gran’s home made jam that she put in a jar
I don’t like showers and I don’t like baths
I don’t like the way my teacher laughs
I don’t like my trainers
They’re not the right brand
I don’t like old ladies who want me to stand
So they can sit down on the bus or the train
I don’t like snow and I don’t like rain
I don’t like bedtime and I don't like mornings
I dont like threats and I don't like warnings
But I do like telly and chocolate and chips
burgers and pizzas and licking my lips
playing games on computers and making a mess
and complaining and shouting when i’m in distress
by being made to do things that I don’t want to do
by mothers and brothers and fathers and you
I am happy complaining
I am happy, I’m fine
I am happy if i get my own way all the time
so if you also want to be happier too
so just let me do what i just want to do.
Naming & Shaming
Awful Anne &
Beautiful Ben
Cheerful Charley &
Dreadful Den
Ellen & Evan & Eric and Eve
Find fault with the names of Fanny & Fee
Guffawing at Golly & Gumbo & Gob
Hysterical at Holly & Honey & Hob
Incredible India, Imelda & Lilly
Justify jokes that are hurtful and silly
Jokes about Justin and Jolly and Jacqueline
Keep Kevin and Kiera hysterically cackling
Leaving Lou Lou and Leggy and Lolly and Lout
Mystified with Malaki at what all this is about
No wonder that Nelly is always called Nell
Oleg is Oll to avoid rhyming as well
Paco is Wacko and Queenie is Q
Robert is Robbo and Stewart is Stew
Umberto is Um or sometimes just Bert
Vanessa is Nessy or Monster to hurt
William is willy and other names too
x is the shorthand for alex
and y
is spelt why
to anger Yolanda and cause her to cry
Zachary, Zebedee, Zoro and Zed
are the last in the alphabet and when all has been said
a name is a name is a name is a name
it’s good to be different and not all the same
so if your name is unusual then hooray to you
and all those who make fun of it
- let them eat poo!
